Welcome
Thank you for contacting life’s complaints department, you are currently person number 4,586,698 in the queue.
Since you’re person number 4,586,698 in the queue and the wait time to talk to someone is approximately 10 years, instead of playing the ‘on hold’ music, I’ll tell you about the current manager Penelope Peepaw.
Penelope Peepaw has a mind that runs faster than Usain Bolt with true stories to tell. Penelope likes reading other blogs and hopes that her posts makes you laugh.
Penelope had a moment recently saying farewell to a colleague that was employed in life’s appreciation department.
Penelope asked a colleague a question as she reached for another slice of cake. Penelope had been calling the temp at work Rebecca for 3 months and learnt at the farewell morning tea that her name was actually Lauren (not even close). All those conversations and awkward giggles when she’d say ‘Oh Rebecca, that’s so funny’ or ‘Hi Rebecca, how was your weekend?’…..awkies, that wasn’t event her name. Oh well, she looked like a Rebecca, not a Lauren….obviously her mother got it all wrong when naming her.
Penelope wished Lauren the best of luck in her future endeavours and told her to disregard the message to Rebecca in her farewell card.
Relax with a wine or coffee and enjoy the stories some people tell the staff at life’s complaint department.
Happy Reading